January 2011
bearcultist-deactivated20120529 asked: AHAHAHA, that fucking Natalie Portman comment thread has me in tears... "she was my thinspiration, why'd she have to get fat?" because that's what happens when there's a second, tiny human growing inside of you! Fuck!
Sneeze
Equals biting my tongue which means im spitting blood. yup im a fucking winner now i just need to use this ability to my greatest advantage………
Blizzard Studios
ENOUGH OF WORLD OF WARCRACK WHERE THE FUCK IS DIABLO 3? don’t you have enough fucking money?
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure...
– Albert Einstein (via kari-shma)
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
– Bill Hicks (via strangebird-)